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Homeowners in Fictional Falls

Nobody thinks about gutters until the ceiling does.

We clear, reseal, and guard your gutters on a schedule, so the first hard rain of the season is a non-event instead of a phone call. Demonstration site for an invented business — nothing here is a real offer.

How it works

1. We look

A walk of the roofline and every downspout, photographed, so you can see what we saw before anything is quoted.

2. We clear

Debris out by hand, downspouts flushed, seams resealed where they have started to weep. Everything bagged and taken away.

3. We come back

Spring and autumn, on the calendar, without you having to remember. You get the photos again each time.

Pricing

One visit, or the whole year handled.

Flat pricing by home size, quoted before we start. No per-foot surprises and no upsell on the ladder.

One-off

Single visit

$180

  • Full clearing, all gutters and downspouts
  • Downspout flush test
  • Before-and-after photos
  • Debris removed from site
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Seasonal

$320/yr

  • Everything in Single visit
  • Spring and autumn visits, scheduled for you
  • Minor reseal work included
  • 48-hour callback window
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For tree cover

Guarded

$640 install

+ $220/yr

  • Everything in Seasonal
  • Mesh guards fitted to the full run
  • Annual guard inspection
  • Guard replacement at cost
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What you're covered by

  • Quoted before we start, and the quote is the price.
  • If it clogs again inside 90 days, we clear it again at no charge.
  • Photos of every visit, sent the same day.
  • Cancel a seasonal plan any time before the next visit.

If a gutter we cleared overflows in the next storm, we come back — that is the whole promise.

I started this because my own back gutter dumped a season of maple seeds into a wall cavity and nobody could tell me when it had started. Now every visit gets photographed, so you never have to take my word for it.

— Wren Halloway, founder

Straight answers

What’s included?
Clearing every gutter run and downspout by hand, a flush test on each downspout, minor resealing where a seam has started to weep, and removal of everything we take down. Photos before and after.
How long does it take to get started?
A single visit is usually booked within a week. Seasonal plans start at the next scheduled window — spring or autumn, whichever comes first.
Can I cancel any time?
Yes. A seasonal plan can be cancelled any time before the next visit, and you are not billed again after that.
What if I’m not happy with the results?
If a run we cleared clogs again within 90 days, we come back and clear it at no charge. If the work itself was poor, tell us within 48 hours and we redo it.
How do I get in touch?
Use the form at the bottom of this page. It is a demonstration form on a demonstration site — nobody is standing by, and no real inquiry will be answered.

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Tell us the house and roughly how much tree cover it sits under, and we will come back with a flat price. This is a demonstration form on a demonstration site.

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